January 2011
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December 2010
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Thank you, 2010.
fatihahxxx: for the new friends I made for the friends who stuck with me through thick and thin for the bitches that backstabbed me for the people who just walked out of my life for the people who broke my heart for the people who made me happy most of all… this is for me on still being awesome, and will be awesome in 2011
Dec 31st
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Assumptions are assumptions, not reality.
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Sometimes I look back on the people I used to have...
endlessheartbeat: I LIKED HIM?!  <3 my life :) lol SO TRUE.
Dec 31st
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people born in 1993-1999 have lived in two...
theelementofsurprise: pinkcuddlefish: sup.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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I got a crush on you
leilockheart: When my crush approaches me this way: I pretend to be calm: And when he’s gone I look: I’ll start texting my friends about what happened: And my friends are happier than me: I’ll end up like this inside my room while recalling what happened:
Dec 30th
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Girl: Wanna hear a joke? Guy: Sure Girl: Pussy. ...
sarahramora:
Dec 30th
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When people post in-direct statuses about you.
monasola: Bitch just say my name.
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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jjaayyron: TEXTing with my crush :) ughh. she’s taking too long to TEXT back. D:< Oh. i FORGOT to click ‘SEND’ FCCKKK!!!
Dec 28th
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When someone disses Harry Potter.
jazzhandingyouflowers:
Dec 28th
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7 SECRETS OF SUCCESS. I FOUND THE ANSWERS IN MY...
shannonwoohoo: ROOF SAID: Aim high. FAN SAID: Be cool. CLOCK SAID: Every minute is precious. MIRROR SAID: Reflect before you act. WINDOW SAID: See the world. CALENDAR SAID: Be up to date. DOOR SAID: Push hard to achieve your goals.
Dec 28th
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I hate when I'm telling someone a really long...
soybeeaan: and at the end they’re like… I’m just like
Dec 28th
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When the test papers are returned, and..
flairey: you failed and you have the lowest score in class: you failed but not as badly as you’d thought: you failed but your friends didn’t do that well either: you failed (or barely passed) and then someone says “THAT WAS THE EASIEST EXAM EVER”: you passed: you get the highest score in class: your friend gets the highest score in class: someone you don’t like gets the...
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Dec 25th
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MERRY CHRISTMAS! Welcome Jesus, you're the real...
Dec 25th
There are two types of greetings:
Friends: Best friends:
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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When you ask permission from your parents..
marjoriekanitha: misguidedghost-x: geniiloveshellokitty: katyxoxox: You’re like, Then they turn their attention to you all like, So you start off all like, Then they say no and be all, And you’re shocked like this, Then they’re just like, So you negotiate and be all, So they allow you all like this, Then they leave and you’re just like But totally backfired...
Dec 23rd
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A black man walks into a bar. A white man says,...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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Words and thinking can describe high mentality,...
Dec 19th
You make me happy, but it's like I don't even make...
Dec 18th
I hate when people leave and don't give me a...
hayejenny:
Dec 18th
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Teacher asks you to pair up with a partner for a...
theatomicboom: ohitztyler: Look at your friend across the room like. unless you don’t have a friend in that class and you’re all like: LMAO. Yessss.
Dec 18th
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What's the point in saying "No homo"? No one's...
Dec 18th
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